Top ten incoming searches

Jump to menu

31 July 2003

Search queries are so impersonal. When you find a site from a search, especially if that site has as many unwarranted search hits as this one — despite my best efforts, I might add: I only have one full entry per page, but this parenthetical expression’s getting a bit big now — then you really want the author to answer personall. Ten lucky searches get their queries answered.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MIKHAIL YOUZHNY AT WIMBLEDON
To bits and pieces. Answer: he continued his rather poor form from Nottingham and went out lamely in the second or third round or something to some loser. He’ll be back next year.
"lilja 4-ever" "requiem for a dream"
To top ten films released in the UK this year. One’s good and punishing but tententious, the other’s over-hyped, over-edited, and over-dull.
"Here I Dreamt I Was An Architect"
To iTunes snippets and downloading songs from The Decemberists and Marianas. It’s a great song, isn’t it?
Iain Screaton
To oh Lord, won’t you buy me? Is this a fan, or could it be the little man himself?
vbstextile
To, er, vbsTextile. If that’s you, Rob, I’ll have another look at it when I find some time this weekend. Sorry.
XSL MULTIPLY NUMBER
To RDF/RSS to ESF . Don’t worry, it’s surprisingly easy.
lance armstrong marital
To the sport category index. So sorry you couldn’t get your celeb gossip.
"t shirt underneath"
To warm, warm, warm. The two-t-shirts style is the height of fashion.
punch drunk love kevin smith paul thomas anderson
To The Magnificent Andersons, part 2: Paul Thomas. I said I don’t care about that ‘rivalry,’ OK? Kevin Smith’s not a director, Anderson is. End of.
zelda pictures (innumerable variations)
To Zelda pictures. Tehy’re not that good, it was just a bit of fun, and it’s not my fault that sites with official or at least good quality pictures can’t get their collective act together.